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Cowboy Kenny Exposes Fake Ads in Ottawa.

Looking for the Truth in Ottawa?
Cowboy Kenny has a WordPress website revealing the deceptive nature of many ads in the Ottawa region. Below is a sample of his answers from his FAQ:
A: The following are good online resources for the active hobbiest, terb.ca, cerb.ca merc.ca , duttlist.com , backpage.com escorts-canada.com, spdir.com . Each have there strong points and weak points.
A: Street level prostitution is illegal in Canada. Usually the women involved are pimped and forced into it to support a drug habit. I don't advocate the use of such service providers, by doing so you are just contributing to an ongoing problem and making things worse.
A: You've just become a victim of bait and switch, politely decline the appointment and provide sufficient cash for her time and trouble. Don't be rude, don't make a scene.

What is Happening with Maple Spa?

It is difficult to keep track of the 1500 spas in the Toronto area. There are many spas named "Maple" which is a nice generic brand name slightly better than "Holistic", "Imperial" or "Superior".

The Maple Spa at Keele and Steeles is still operating. Its legal name is Royal Maple Spa. It may be switched to a holistic licence sometime in 2015. If so the body rub business will move to Mermaid Spa at Weston and Steeles.

The Maple Spa in Vaughan opened in 2015. Its proper name is Maple Wellness Centre. It is in the same plaza as Guardian Pharmacy, Vinnie Zucchini's and All U Spa. You cannot miss this spa because it has made its windows bright pink.

Maple Wellness
9100 Jane St. Unit 26
Vaughan L4K 0A4

Mya has returned to Palladium Spa.

The lovely and talented Mya has returned to Palladium Spa next to York University. She has an amazing personality and loves to talk XXX. Do not be put off by her imaculate hair and nails. She is no Prima Donna!

Mya returned on August 24th and works Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday until 5pm. New pictures coming September 2015.

Palladium Spa
800 Petrolia Dr
North York M3J 3K4

Guys! You've got to learn about Club Madellyn Jae in Ottawa.

Looking for Massage in Ottawa? Known for gorgeous women, passionate sensuality and unparallelled customer service, once you become a member of Club Madellyn Jae, there is no need to go anywhere else. An1,800 sq ft facility which includes a large stage with a pole, wrap around mirrors, a big screen TV, private lounges with massage and shower facilities. Whether you fancy some beautiful company while you watch the game with a few friends, or some private one-on-one time with your favourite new addiction, none compare to Club Madellyn Jae. Private, exclusive and exactly what you have been looking for.
Check out our website with accurate pictures of our stunning hostesses. Book your orientation today and discover why we are Ottawa's Best Kept Secret.

Massage News

• Yikes! Purrple Pages has stolen my idea.

• 17 years downtown Luna Spa has closed but Sunrise 302 open

• Near York University Palladium Spa offers the most upscale spa within Toronto and features European girls.

• In Scarborough QQ Spa has a new owner July 10th

• LA Times reports growth of massage industry in California

• In Indonesia plane crashes into massage parlour and hotel

• Hot dark-skinned Asian at Fujiyama Spa today

• At 1729 Bloor W Aqua Health Centre opened near Keele Subway Stop

• History shows need to remove massage parlours from downtown Toronto to build Eaton Centre led municipalities to gaining more powers

• From USA Vice Magazine produces provocative video

• SRM 1 is undergoing a major renovation. The high ceilings look great!

• Every city in Canada deserves a lounge like Club CMJ in Ottawa

• Looking to explore a fantasy, there is a Fetish Studio in Brampton

The Conservatives are Spending Millions Attacking Justin Trudeau.

The federal Conservatives are spending millions of dollars on television ads attacking Justin Trudeau this summer. Reportedly these are working since they influence people of all ages and affiliations. Even though Trudeau is doing poorly in the polls, it is thought that he may be excellent in the upcoming debates.

Be weary of Stephen Harper and the Conservatives. They've screwed up our oil industy, slowed the economy and hurt our currency overseas. Despite the Supreme Court ruling, the Conservatives brought in Bill C-36 anyway.

Drake has given Toronto a New Sexy Name: The 6.

In June 2014, singer Drake announced that his new album will be named "Views from the 6". The term "the 6" refers to Toronto. It makes sense in two ways. a) Toronto has two telephone area codes: 416 and 647. b) Metro Toronto was also amalgamated in the 1990s from six municipalities.

Drake may succeed where Rob Ford and others have failed. He might be able in propel Toronto into becoming one of the coolest and sexiest cities in the world. He certainly gives off a different vibe than John Tory, David Miller, Rob Ford or Mel Lastman.

Drake appears to truly love his metropolis. Althought his teenage years in Toronto were difficult, he likes to sing and talk about Toronto. The diverse nature of the city must be appealing to him. It is likely he enjoys the massage parlours as well when Rihanna is not around.

And don't forget Drake's own words: "I'm Black and I'm Jewish"

Toronto's Rub and Tug Movie was No Masterpiece.

It has been over ten years since the release of the Toronto Rub and Tug movie. Who even remembers that it existed? It starred Don McKellar who was a pretty big name at the time.
The story line: Wanting more free time for himself, Lawrence, the owner of a full body massage parlor, hires a new manager for the store. The person he hires for the job is Conrad, a seemingly nice but feckless man. Conrad's main responsibility as manager is to ensure that the three masseuses working there are not doing full service jobs, i.e. having sex with the clients, otherwise the police could shut the store down. Lawrence is sure the three are performing full service jobs so that they can make more money. Those three are cynical and acerbic tongued Betty who has a longer term financial plan for her life beyond her current work, nipple fetishist. Lea who is hiding her profession from her boyfriend Henry, and Asian Cindy, a naive woman who is working in Canada illegally. Cindy is hoping to find a Canadian husband - even one in a marriage of convenience - so that she can stay in Canada and make a decent living to support her family back home.

One opinion:
I'm afraid this one is pretty dreadful, despite several good performances and generally competent acting-for-the-camera direction. It's a first and last attempt by writer-director Soo Lyu. "Rub and Tug" (2002) is one of the unfortunate by-products of Canada's program to promote home-grown film-making. While the program encourages worthwhile efforts like "New Waterford Girl" it opens the door for untalented novices like Lyu who did not have to aggressively pitch this project but was green-lighted without an adequate examination of her script or her credentials.

You don't mind the low budget because the shabby production design, bad lighting, poor audio, and dreary docu-style shot selection is consistent with the subject matter; the workers in Canadian massage parlors. But the dialogue and the plotting doesn't give the actors anything to work with, the editor much to assemble, or a viewer any mental challenge other than suspension of disbelief. When your story is this simplistic the last thing you need is a muddled storytelling technique; even though nothing happens, the movie is hard to follow and point-of-view impossible to pin down.

Don McKellar's performance as Conrad is several notches below his similar characterization in "Exotica". Lindy Booth's Lea is her standard quirky airhead; as always she is likable but here she is little else. Kira Clavell's Cindy is a pleasant surprise, a kind of Asian Shelley Duval. The only other role of any consequence, Tara Spencer-Nairn's street-wise Betty, more than cancels out her excellent performance in "New Waterford Girl". Her shallow performance in "Rub and Tug" should curtail any tendency to seek out other films in which she has appeared; unless you need further confirmation of "Waterford" director Alan Moyle's skill in working with young actors.

You quickly conclude that Lyu's reptilian brain cannot grasp concepts like plot complexity, so the need to insert a lazy and lame "deus ex machina" device toward the end is hardly a surprise. Still it could be worse, the listless story has so little internal logic anyway that the unlikely ending is not as painful as would normally be the case.

Another opinion: Seems to be a very true-to-life portrayal of life in a body rub parlor. The movie tries not to be judgemental about the work these women do, but does present it from their point of view. A lot of daily challenges, of going far enough without going too far, keeping it legal, etc. Don McKellar was brilliant as the nerdy manager of the parlor, who seemed to be in way over his head with this job. He gradually got very good at this job in a big way. There's a very twisted humorous ending that came out of nowhere. Extremely imaginative. It sort of kept true to the nature of these people, where nothing is as it seems on the surface.

Emporers Club VIP has Closed

No one will miss Emporers Club VIP. that closed in early 2015. It was run by a loud Greek gentleman named Themis "Tommy" Kyriakopoulos.

In 2009, Kyriakopoulos was charged with six weapons-related offences, one count of bribery of officer and attempt to obstruct justice. Constable Wendy Drummond said an empty handgun was found with its serial number removed. Police said as part of the investigation, an officer received money from the accused in exchange for information.

Kings VIP Spa
535 Evans Ave
Etobicoke M8W 2V4

The Supreme Court of Canada Has Ruled All Aspects Of Prostitution Legal

On Friday Dec 20th, 2013, the Supreme Court of Canada upheld the decision of Ontario Judge Susan Himmel from 2012. Himmel had ruled that criminalizing aspects of prostitution was against the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Himmel agreed with Bedford and lawyer Alan Young that the old rules forced sexworkers to work on the streets in an unsafe manner. Parliament has one year to enact new laws before this ruling takes effect.
This decision does not overrule the right of municiplities to regulate the skin trade. Toronto, Montreal, Edmonton and Winnipeg are likely to react quickly. Judging by recent history, the licensing WILL NOT BE CONSISTENT across Canada.
Toronto may allow licensed brothels when a new mayor is elected in 2018. Although many deny it, the licensing of massage parlours around Toronto has been very effective. The same system could be extended to brothels without much effort.
No meaningful decision is possible under the current lame duck regime at Toronto City Hall. The lack of leadership extends across the adult industries as well. The sexworker groups do not agree on matters. Neither do the body rub, holistic spa and strip club owners. The government bodies also are in disagreement with each other. The departments at city hall can not work together. The police across Canada remains highly fractured. In this political climate, it is best to keep the laws as simple as possible.

How do you deal with an Iranian prison guard? Joke about massage parlours in USA

Comedian Jon Stewart of The Daily Show has directed a film about a Canadian journalist friend, Maziar Bahari, who was jailed in Iran. This journalist was able to gain the upper hand over his prison guard by telling him about a magical city in America full of massage parlours. When the guard asked him about his visits to New Jersey, he told him that it was to visit Fort Lee. The city was converted allegedly from a military town to a magical playground full of massage parlours. One of the most amazing massages is called a Persian massage and consists of three girls touching you.

The Seven Massage Parlour Videos That Got Our Attention

Oasis Aqualounge Has Fantastic YouTube Video

Located in downtown Toronto, Oasis Aqualounge is a thriving business. It is a sex club and a swingers club and a couples club and a health club. It is housed in a mansion and has a outdoor pool. For many it is a home away from home.

Oasis Aqualounge is located in a very convenient neighbourhood near the College Subway Station. The new Loblaws (inside Maple Leaf Gardens) is just down the street.

Oasis Aqualounge
231 Mutual St
Toronto M5B 2B4

2015 is definately the year of the Lick Job

Massage girls are always adjusting to situations. Today in Toronto instead of doing a bodyslide which requires energy many are opting to perform a slow sensual lick job. This trend gained steam in the beginning of 2012 and remains strong. These lick jobs usually include ten or twenty generous licks and some blowing and teasing of the ahole. Its unclear how this developed. Japan is usually the starting place for sex trends but Chinese girls would largely reject anything coming from Japan. Thailand is another common origin for sexual techniques but Thai blowjobs are unlikely to change much. As such, these Toronto lick jobs must have a starting place away from Bangkok and Phuket. It has been reported that the modern Lick Job comes from Shanghai

Backpage is Suing Police. Blames Tom Dart for Shutting Down $22 Million Dollar Business

The operators of the online classified portal Backpage.com filed a lawsuit on Tuesday July 21st, 2015, calling on a federal judge to intervene after the sheriff of the nation's second-largest county successfully pressed credit card companies to cut off the website.

In the lawsuit filed in the U.S. District, operators of Backpage say Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart's public campaign against the company violated their free speech and equal protection rights. Dart last month called on executives from Visa and MasterCard to cease processing online transactions to the adult services section of the website, a request that the credit card companies quickly agreed to. American Express ceased processing payments to Backpage earlier this year, prior to Dart making his public push.

Court Says Nudity OK at Vaughan Spa. City Appeals

The media is reporting on the ongoing court battle between city of Vaughan and a massage parlour named Vaughan Spa. Even though they have lost twice, the City of Vaughan and York Region have appealled to the higher court once again. Just like in Brampton, the courts have ruled that municipalities do not have authority or juristiction in this matter. As such, massage parlours can stay open 24 hours and the attendants can be nude.

Lawyer Alan Young has beenn working with Vaughan Spa on this matter. He is a famous for winning the Bedford case in 2013.

Vaughan Spa
566 Rivermede Rd #1
Concord L4K 3M5
(647) 721-8812

Toronto Now Has A Dungeon

Lady Shayne works at Obsession Spa in Brampton and enjoys the S&M aspects of the job. She also works at the Toronto Dungeon downtown near the SkyDome. It is in an industrial region near The Rogers Centre with many old warehouses. For amazing visuals watch Lady Shayne Videos.

It looks like a facinating place. With whips and chains and medieval furniture. The website shows the girls in elaborate and frightening leather outfits I would like to party at the Toronto Dungeon during 2015. German beer, a Dungeon and Nine Inch Nails music would mesh beautifully

Toronto Dungeon
89 Niagara Street
Toronto M5V 1C3
(647) 933-5581

Blondie Massage Parlour Leads Way with Responsive Website

The website Blondie Massage Spa is state of the art. Google stated in April 2015 that websites need to be mobile friendly (function properly on smart phones) in order to rank well. The consensus is that this should be done by having using "responsive design" where page elements adjust to the screen size. For example, a horizontal menu would become vertical on a smartphone. Look at their website. Blondie is #1

I have not heard much about the Blondie Massage Spa. The parlour is on the second floor and is part of a large industrial building. It has been in business for over ten years and previously has many names including "Marvelous". They had more blondes a year ago than now

Blondie Massage Spa
435 Bowes Rd
Vaughan, ON
L4K 2G6
(647) 462-8888

Little Hollywood Spa Still Operating

Little Hollywood Spa was an Asian massage parlour on Queen Street West in downtown Toronto near Loblaws. It was sold about five years ago, became more Shiatsu, and the name was changed to Sapphire Beauty Centre. I had noticed that their website had a virus so I walked over to speak with them. I discovered a bright yellow "Nail Spa" sign in front.

Then I called the old number and Comfort Spa Nikki told me they are still operating. That is weird. Either they are doing massages in the back or in the basement. Neither is a very good option.

I will miss Little Hollywood Spa. I've got fond memories from the times I visited the spa or tried to park in their alleyway. The back door entrance is like something out of a Steven King novel. Cindy, Melissa, Jenna, Minky and Hong are some of the girls I remember. I wonder if the basement apartments are still there?

Little Hollywood Spa. Sapphire Beauty Centre. Yellow Nail Spa
496 Queen St W
Downtown Toronto
(647) 352-3888

Large Korean Sauna Generates Varied Opinions

Koreans have to be admired for their love of love, their patroitism, and for their love of relaxation massage. Throughout Korea, and across USA their are dozens of large massage studios. In an industrial region of North York there is one that is large and slightly weird spa known as the Seoul Zimzilbang Korean Sauna.

On Yelp the reviews vary widely. Americans are underwhelmed by thye spa since they are used to such luxury. But Carly says "This place is da bomb!!! You want a unique Korean sauna experience in Toronto?? This is THE place!" And Joseph says "The biggest selling point is that it's probably the cheapest place to stay for a night in the Toronto area." Warning for overnighters: people do snore. I hope to visit ther during 2015

Seoul Zimzilbang Korean Sauna
382 Magnetic Dr
North York M3J 3J2
(416) 514-1965

Kawaii Spa Still Open Downtown

Despite many rumours, Kawaii Spa is still open downtown. The construction in the Yonge and Wellesley area continues but the spa is operating exactly the same as it has over the last six years. Management is very calm unlike the competing massage parlours in the area.

The spa is more private than the other ones downtown because it is on a side street. It is the only massage parlour on Yonge Street that is on the ground floor. That's right gentlemen. No stairs.

Kawaii Spa
2 Dundonald St #E
Toronto M4Y 1K2


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