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Cowboy Kenny Exposes Fake Ads in Ottawa.

Looking for the Truth in Ottawa?
Cowboy Kenny has a WordPress website revealing the deceptive nature of many ads in the Ottawa region. Below is a sample of his answers from his FAQ:
A: The following are good online resources for the active hobbiest, terb.ca, cerb.ca merc.ca , duttlist.com , backpage.com escorts-canada.com, spdir.com . Each have there strong points and weak points.
A: Street level prostitution is illegal in Canada. Usually the women involved are pimped and forced into it to support a drug habit. I don't advocate the use of such service providers, by doing so you are just contributing to an ongoing problem and making things worse.
A: You've just become a victim of bait and switch, politely decline the appointment and provide sufficient cash for her time and trouble. Don't be rude, don't make a scene.

What is Happening with Maple Spa?

It is difficult to keep track of the 1500 spas in the Toronto area. There are many spas named "Maple" which is a nice generic brand name slightly better than "Holistic", "Imperial" or "Superior".

The Maple Spa at Keele and Steeles is still operating. Its legal name is Royal Maple Spa. It may be switched to a holistic licence sometime in 2015. If so the body rub business will move to Mermaid Spa at Weston and Steeles.

The Maple Spa in Vaughan opened in 2015. Its proper name is Maple Wellness Centre. It is in the same plaza as Guardian Pharmacy, Vinnie Zucchini's and All U Spa. You cannot miss this spa because it has made its windows bright pink.

Maple Wellness
9100 Jane St. Unit 26
Vaughan L4K 0A4

Mya has returned to Palladium Spa.

The lovely and talented Mya has returned to Palladium Spa next to York University. She has an amazing personality and loves to talk XXX. Do not be put off by her imaculate hair and nails. She is no Prima Donna!

Mya returned on August 24th and works Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday until 5pm. New pictures coming September 2015.

Palladium Spa
800 Petrolia Dr
North York M3J 3K4

Guys! You've got to learn about Club Madellyn Jae in Ottawa.

Looking for Massage in Ottawa? Known for gorgeous women, passionate sensuality and unparallelled customer service, once you become a member of Club Madellyn Jae, there is no need to go anywhere else. An1,800 sq ft facility which includes a large stage with a pole, wrap around mirrors, a big screen TV, private lounges with massage and shower facilities. Whether you fancy some beautiful company while you watch the game with a few friends, or some private one-on-one time with your favourite new addiction, none compare to Club Madellyn Jae. Private, exclusive and exactly what you have been looking for.
Check out our website with accurate pictures of our stunning hostesses. Book your orientation today and discover why we are Ottawa's Best Kept Secret.

Massage News

• Yikes! Purrple Pages has stolen my idea.

• 17 years downtown Luna Spa has closed but Sunrise 302 open

• Choose cute Oriental student Tiffany today in North Scarborough

• On the Danforth Angeling Spa has closed

• Near York University Palladium Spa offers the most upscale spa within Toronto and features European girls.

• In Scarborough QQ Spa has a new owner July 10th

• LA Times reports growth of massage industry in California

• In Indonesia plane crashes into massage parlour and hotel

• Hot dark-skinned Asian at Fujiyama Spa today

• At 1729 Bloor W Aqua Health Centre opened near Keele Subway Stop

• History shows need to remove massage parlours from downtown Toronto to build Eaton Centre led municipalities to gaining more powers

• From USA Vice Magazine produces provocative video

• SRM 1 is undergoing a major renovation. The high ceilings look great!

The Conservatives are Spending Millions Attacking Justin Trudeau.

The federal Conservatives are spending millions of dollars on television ads attacking Justin Trudeau this summer. Reportedly these are working since they influence people of all ages and affiliations. Even though Trudeau is doing poorly in the polls, it is thought that he may be excellent in the upcoming debates.

Be weary of Stephen Harper and the Conservatives. They've screwed up our oil industy, slowed the economy and hurt our currency overseas. Despite the Supreme Court ruling, the Conservatives brought in Bill C-36 anyway.